According to a new survey of 1,000 U.S. men, 22% — almost a quarter — admitted that they had faked an orgasm. And divorced men are 67 percent more likely to simulate an orgasm than are single men.
Another survey that shows the same statistic (and that more men have actually faked it than women)
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
are you kidding me?!?!? ok that’s like 4 or 5 feet in the air and one fLUID motion of jump, catch, put in mouth, and land gracefully ready for the game-winning interview. killin em cat you be killin em.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
It’s taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I’m going. Where I’ve always been going.
my dark secret, now making the rounds on tumblr for some reason. the embarrassing part is I put the period outside of the quotation marks like some kind of chump.
Stephen Hawking watches Doctor Who
And that is just the coolest thing.
he also said in an interview once that his voice generator isn’t British because he didn’t want to sound like a Dalek
IMAGINE IF HE SOUNDED LIKE A DALEK
oh my god
this is perfect
This makes me sad
i actually read this wow
i apologize if any of you are religious
but oh my god
that’s so accurate
The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples.
I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)