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tagged as:   # parks and rec  

coldwindandiron:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

Mind blown.

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totallyfubar:

andinstantlyifellinlove:

totallyfubar:

That whole planting the american flag on the moon thing really backfired on us because the sun’s radiation bleached the flag entirely white and now it’s just the french flag planted in the moon which makes no sense

Well, as I always say, VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

Vive la what, I just called the white flag of surrender the French flag, sit down

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bookshop:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

I just love that this post happened to find the ONE HUMAN ON THE INTERNET who had the answer to this question

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tagged as:   # pokemon  
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tagged as:   # pokemon  

fuck-kirk:

doopilydo:

fuck-kirk:

So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes

"Anna"

And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”

And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”

YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?

MY NAME IS ELSA.

You poor, poor soul

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tagged as:   # frozen  

cleowho:

"Unlimited rice puddling!"

Remembrance of the Daleks - season 25 - 1988

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tagged as:   # doctor who  


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

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tagged as:   # rango  

First day of orientation was so good.

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klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

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tagged as:   # the office  

one-eyed-duncan:

pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

It’s like one of those tumblr posts that just can’t catch a break

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i’m about to go to orientation

wish me luck

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mishawinsexster:

I live a Garth appreciation life.

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tagged as:   # spn  

crabbyjammies:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

"kid’s show"

I hate it when people say something isn’t a kid show just because it has some deep stuff in it. Believe it or not, kids aren’t dumbasses. They can understand concepts like this, and it’s important for shows aimed at them to teach them these things instead of just mindless garbage. Being deep doesn’t change it from being a kids show, it’s not wasting itself on kids for that reason. It’s teaching them, and that’s wonderful.

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