My favorite line in Harry Potter.
Just a slight diversion
This is my favorite thing I’ve ever read about Aubrey Plaza
I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter”
here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.
Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?
Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing
I hAve beeN LAUgHING AT THiS FOR TEN MiNUTES
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
I laughed and laughed and laughed because what
#my friends taking me home from the bar
she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness
Can someone explain to me what she just threw in her mouth???? cause like I assumed meds but that ain’t a pill bottle???? like does old man mcprison guard have a secret pill stash in a weird ceramic cat or?????
It’s the head of a ceramic figurine.
Sophia gives no fucks. :D