8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

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saynotoy0l0:

sixpenceee:

Centaur Made of Real Bones

Skulls Unlimited is the “World’s Leading Supplier of Osteological Specimens.”

They create custom skeletal mounts of animals that don’t exist (so say the scientists) such as this Centaur. The one featured here was created using the torso of a real human skeleton and melding it with the body of a horse.

Generally the company provides ‘run of the mill’ skeletons for research, however, as with the centaur, they also make some pretty awesome fake examples of hard-to-find, or non-existent, skeletons. 

The soldiers of the skeleton war are getting a huge upgrade

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tagged as:   # parks and rec  

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

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Aperture Science. [x]

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tagged as:   # portal  
"My name will be Hannah Dash, I will be captain of the gymnastics team and the math team and you will be my foxy friend, Drake Mathers, a delinquent with a heart of gold who the system has given up on.”
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tagged as:   # parks and rec  

thelittletimelady:

RTD Era Meme: [2/8] Scenes

"I thought you’d died. I waited for you, you didn’t come back and I thought you must have died.”

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tagged as:   # doctor who  

alaskaisnotlost:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

Literally how that scene went

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tagged as:   # harry potter   # starkid  

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

 (via)

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tagged as:   # captain america  

drbennedict:

ipartywithicarly:

what do we do now??

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tagged as:   # it crowd  
Anonymous:
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straightwhiteboystexting:

The ads are based off your search history and online behaviour

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yakotta:

0.207879576350761908546955619834978770033877841631769608075135…

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appliedmathemagics:

The official regulation MLB home plate is mathematically impossible:

Home plate in the game of baseball is an irregular pentagon with two parallel sides, each perpendicular to a base. It seems reasonable to dub such a figure (i.e., a rectangle with a coincident isosceles triangle placed on one side) a “isosceles right pentagon.”

However, specification of the shape of home plate, illustrated above, as specified by both the Major League Baseball Official Rules and the Little League rulebook (Kreutzer and Kerley 1990) is not physically realizable, since it requires the existence of a (12, 12, 17) right triangle, whereas

12^2+12^2=288!=289=17^2

(Bradley 1996). More specifically, the standards require the existence of an isosceles right triangle with side lengths 8.5 inches and a hypotenuse of length 12 inches, which does not satisfy the Pythagorean theorem.

(Credit: Wolfram MathWorld)

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spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

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